Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer

He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." He tells you that he has never told a lie. A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me." His Law Firm is "Dewey, Cheathm & How!" He asks the Judge, "How is your wife and my kids?" A prison guard is shaving your head.